Caress Your Nipples, Stroke Your Joysticks!

Kewl.... he said "caress your nipples"! Yeah, kewlll, "stroke your joysticks", he he he.

I'm slowly coming to,erm, grips with my joystick. I think the similarity to the mouse pointing sticks on many laptops gives me the right to refer to is as a nipple. Anyway, I need that artistic licence in order for the headline pun to work.

I don't think the navpad/joystick/nipple on the Xphone II is ever going to be regarded as good design. It's just far too difficult to use with any degree of reliability.

However, I have found that lightly stroking the stick in the direction I want seems to work a bit better than pushing it.

So, there you go ladies and gentlemen. For increased profit and pleasure, remember to stroke your nipples!